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You might say she's quite the Whorse...
Leave comments detailing how much you laughed at that and how worthless your lives would be without it.
Big Mac - 2 Pony Thumbs Up. Ponies don't have thumbs so you know it was that good to make me grow a pair.
Flim - All song and dance, no show.
Hoity Toity - Meh! Slept with worse for an endorsement.
Pony Angle Bunny - Aint no Pony Spike but sure kept that bunny enthusiasm.
Blueblood - More like Blueballs. Which is what I left him with. Sooo Tiny!
Jack Apple - Lets just say I felt I got Jacked on that one.
Celestia's Royal Guard - Guards! Woops that was a typo. She has them well trained though.
Rainbow Blitz - 10 Seconds Flat. Not Cool!
Iron Will - Never thought he would be such a kitten in bed. Who knew?
Flithy Rich - Filthy is not just his name. He needs to wash more often.
Joe - Hmmmm! Now I see why they call him the King of the Donut Hole!
Rapidash - I think I evolved there. Definitely fainted after that attack.
Flam - Kept trying to sell me a car. So I bought it and drove home.
That Changling - I didn't know it wasn't Shining Armor, I swear. Wait! I Did know it wasn't Shining Armor. I SWEAR! God I hope they don't read this.
That OTHER Changling - I new it wasn't my dad. I just... well... why not live a fantasy now and then.
My Mirror - Some times you just have to do things for your self.
Derpy - I don't know what she did, but I went reta.... I mean... god it was good.
The Wonderbolts - Hey! I was young, they were stars and that's what back stage passes are for right.
Thowra - Hmmm! Thowra is Australian for 'OMG THAT'S BIG'. Down Under and Over and well.... you get the picture.
Keldeo - It was Legendary! He sure had master ba.... umm... he was cute.
Dusk Shine - Well Read and Well Bred. Got to know what book he learned that one move from.
Mr. and Mrs. Cake - Well I had to repay that lone they gave me some how.
Nurse Redheart - More like Dr. Redheart. What ever she gave me. I want take it again and call her in the morning.
Charity - It was like one of those cheep dime store romances. Except strangely failure.
El Kbong - Ya! That thing hurt. Punched him after he hit me with it. Way to kill the mood.
The Shadowbolts - Second rate team, but then again. When you don't have Spitfire. You don't have the moves.
Luna's Guards - Ya! I know why she keeps them around now. Hmmm! Could have lived with out the bite marks though.
Thunderlane - Never happened! Called out sick with feather flu. Faker! Had to hear it from Rumble. Shame I greeted him at the door in my new lace undies. He should be ok though.
Caramel - He kept loosing his seed when I talked seductively to him. So I patted him on the head and sent him home. He needs a bit more training from AJ or Mac. Not sure who is working with him.
Road Rage - OMG! What they say about the drugs. Did not affect him. HUGE! If only he did not keep yelling 'YEAH' over and over.
Braeburn - There is a reason everyone is gay for Braeburn. He just ran away when I tried to get that pony.
Spike - I saw how much he grows when he gets greedy. Good things are worth waiting for. At least he has that tongue till then.
Apple Jack - To many Rope Burns. Not enough branding.
Molestia - Once you go Molestia. You never go back. Seriously! She will keep you tied up in her dungeon. Took me weeks before I finally got out.
Is that comment enough detail for you. I hope your happy knowing how worthless my life is without you. Just worthless.
My favorite part of this comic is your admission at the end that you had to scrounge for extra names just to fill speech bubbles.
Even after resorting to nameless ponies like "Royal guard" and "Changeling".